Runner caught pooping in yard
ALBURQUERQUE - If a dog were to poop in your yard, you'd probably make its owner clean it up. But what do you do when a grown woman is the one relieving herself?
A New Mexico man wants to identify the woman he caught on camera multiple times defecating next to his home during her morning jog.
"Drops her pants, lets go, puts her shorts back up, without any wipe, nothing else," the homeowner said. "This is malicious fecal distribution. She's come back multiple times."
He said he has no idea who she is and why his home has become her personal toilet. He said it's happened at least four times.
"If it happens again, I'm going to run out there with a hose and hose her down and say, 'Bad human!'"
Albuquerque police said if the woman is caught, she could be charged with a misdemeanor for public nuisance or disorderly conduct.