Maybe it's time to rethink democracy as Americans vote to make 'Mayochup' a thing

Posted: 4:20 PM, Apr 19, 2018
Updated: 2018-04-19 20:28:22Z

The votes are in. The votes for the May 8th primary? No, not those votes. The votes that matter -- the voting for condiments. 

Heinz gauged America's desire for Mayochup, an unholy mayonnaise ketchup combination, through a Twitter pole last week, and 55 percent of the pole-takers want it added to the condiment shelf.

Heinz already has a Mayochup product, but it's only available in the Middle East Gulf states (yeah, your guess is as good as ours).

If you're burned out from having to squeeze condiments from two separate containers onto your burger, much-needed help is on the way.