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"Full House" parody "The Browns" will make you feel like a kid again

Posted: 8:53 PM, Aug 13, 2018
Updated: 2018-08-13 20:53:03-04
"Full House" parody "The Browns" will make you feel like a kid again

First, the Browns made a parody of the opening credits of "The Office." Now, The Ringer has taken it upon itself to put the team in an 80s family sitcom and create a parody of the opening credits of "Full House."

We apologize in advance for getting the "Full House" theme song stuck in your head.

The parody starts with wide shots of the team's practice field and headquarters in Berea and a view of Downtown Cleveland. Then, we see some feel-good moments of general manager John Dorsey, cheering fans and Hue Jackson running into a very cold Lake Erie — because it's not an 80s family sitcom without those feel-good, wholesome moments.

By this time we've heard the lyrics, "Whatever happened to predictability?" But with a new-look team and a new front office, could this season be unpredictable? Maybe mix it up and pull out some wins? Of course, later we see a poster with "Participation 0-16," and we know that it's something neither the Browns nor Cleveland will ever live down.

Cue the credits, and we see "The Browns" starring Baker Mayfield, Hue Jackson, John Dorsey, Tyrod Taylor, Myles Garrett and Jarvis Landry as Juice.

As we hear, "Everywhere there's a heart I'm here to hold onto," we see the LeBron banner being taken down. You'll always be in our hearts, LeBron.

And of course, what is an 80s family sitcom without some more feel-good shots of featured cast members smiling and hugging? From group hugs to Mayfield hugging Dorsey to Jackson hugging Landry, you won't be able to stop the corners of your mouth from twitching up into a smile.

With a closing shot on the Browns stadium, you'll be dying to see the next episode — Friday's second preseason game against the Bills on News 5 at 7:30 p.m.

Click to see how News 5 is fighting for Northeast Ohioans

BROWNS SCHEDULE

Preseason

WEEK 1 · Thu 08/08 · Browns 30, Redskins 10 (1-0)

WEEK 2 · Sat 08/17 · Browns 21, Colts 18 (2-0)

WEEK 3 · Fri 08/23 · Buccaneers 13, Browns 12 (2-1)

WEEK 4 · Thu 08/29 · Browns 20, Lions 16 (3-1)

Regular Season

WEEK 1 · Sun 09/08 · Titans 43, Browns 13 (0-1)

WEEK 2 · Mon 09/16 · Browns 23, Jets 3 (1-1)

WEEK 3 · Sun 09/22 · Rams 20, Browns 13 (1-2)

WEEK 4 · Sun 09/29 · Browns 40, Ravens 25 (2-2)

WEEK 5 · Mon 10/07 · 49ers 31, Browns 3 (2-3)

WEEK 6 · Sun 10/13 · Seahawks 32, Browns 28 (2-4)

WEEK 7 Bye

WEEK 8 · Sun 10/27 · Patriots 27, Browns 13 (2-5)

WEEK 9 · Sun 11/03 · Broncos 24, Browns 19 (2-6)

WEEK 10 · Sun 11/10 · Browns 19, Bills 16

WEEK 11 · Thu 11/14 · Browns 21, Steelers 7

WEEK 12 · Sun 11/24 · 1:00 PM EST Miami Dolphins (CBS)

WEEK 13 · Sun 12/01 · 4:25 PM EST at Pittsburgh Steelers (CBS)

WEEK 14 · Sun 12/08 · 1:00 PM EST Cincinnati Bengals (CBS)

WEEK 15 · Sun 12/15 · 4:05 PM EST at Arizona Cardinals (CBS)

WEEK 16 · Sun 12/22 · 1:00 PM EST Baltimore Ravens (CBS)

WEEK 17 · Sun 12/29 · 1:00 PM EST at Cincinnati Bengals (CBS)